i was so high that i forgot i was alive
(via ohokaythanks)
“are you a boy or a girl?”
“no”
“yeah but what were you BORN as?”
*leans in and whispers* “fabulous”
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i’m always weirdly proud when my pee is clear because it’s like fuck yeah i’m so hydrated
(via for-what-its-worth254)






